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Upload the thing
Drop in your resume or profile copy. Profile Burn reads the details, not just the buzzwords.
Upload. Roast. Share.
Your profile needs a reality check.
Upload a resume or dating profile and let AI roast the clichés, flexes, and painfully safe lines. Keep the feedback—or share the best burn.
No subscription. Buy a roast when your ego is ready.
Sample burn
“Results-driven” is doing more work here than your bullet points.
The founder promise
A roast, not fake wisdom.
Specific over generic
Burns respond to what you upload instead of recycling random one-liners.
Your heat, your call
Pick the intensity, review the output, and only share what you want.
The burn sequence
Three moves from polished to toasted.
Profile Burn finds the phrases that sound impressive in your head and suspiciously familiar everywhere else.
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Choose your heat
Pick a playful jab or a sharper roast depending on whether you need a laugh, a wake-up call, or both.
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Get the roast
Receive specific lines aimed at vague claims, tired clichés, awkward bios, and the parts people quietly skip.
Made to escape the group chat
The punchline becomes a shareable roast card.
Package the standout line into a clean visual that keeps your private upload out of view. Share the joke, not the entire document.
Profile Burn
Your bio says “spontaneous,” then lists brunch as a personality trait.
Pay per burn
No recurring charge to your dignity.
Buy credits once and use them when a resume rewrite, profile refresh, or chaotic friend demands another round.
Best first pack
Five-alarm pack
$10
5 roast credits · $2 each
- Everything in one roast
- Try multiple profile versions
- Credits stay ready for later
Group chat fuel
$18
12 roast credits · $1.50 each
- Everything in one roast
- Enough for resume and dating bios
- Best price per roast
One credit generates one roast. Prices shown in USD.
Before you upload
Fair questions. Straight answers.
You already know which profile
Upload it. We’ll say the quiet part out loud.
Get a specific AI roast and a card worth sharing. Your next rewrite can wait until after the laugh.
Start the roast